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Don’t Get Mad-Get Even

1 Comment 14 October 2008

When your kids start school and get involved in other activities, like sports and summer camps, there is a lot that goes on in your child’s life that you as a parent don’t always hear about. The other day, when my son Ian was practicing a speech for one of his classes, he told a story that I had not heard of until then.

My son suffered from horrific migraine headaches when he was a youngster. So bad, that he was on Beta-Blockers, a class of medication commonly used for people with problems like hypertension and Atrial-Fibrillation. One of the side effects of the Beta-Blockers, is that they really sap your energy, and people tend to gain weight while on them. My son gained a lot of weight. By the time he was in 5th through 7th grade, he was “the fat kid” in his class.  When you are going through the pain of being overweight, and the sometime object of derision, people come up with a lot of coping mechanisms. For Ian, he became the class clown.

On the first summer that he went to Japanese camp, Ian developed the nickname of “piggy”.  One day, a kid was really riding him hard and giving him a lot of verbal abuse in front of the other kids. “Piggy, Piggy, Piggy…tell me, why are you SO FAT?” The way Ian told the story, he stood up to chest level to the harassing kid, and told him: “Well, every time I fuck your mother, she makes me a sandwich.” The other kids at camp thought this was funny as hell how Ian was able to zing this mean-spirited piece of shit. After that, he was more popular at camp.

Ian ended up getting more involved in sport, and one of the benefits of his trip to Japan, was he developed a real interest in nutrition. By the time he got to Japan, he was already pretty trim. Today, to look at him, you would never imagine him as being the fat kid who had to endure a lot of pain.  I feel bad that I did not fully know just how much flak Ian took. It’s amazing how often our kids don’t tell us everything. But in the end, Ian not only got even with the verbally abusive kid, he also ended up with a really nice, pretty young woman who would be the mother of their child.

As I look at how things have worked out for my son, I am reminded of the line from the movie “Animal House”: Don’t get mad-get even.

I gotta tell you, when Ian told me that story, I laughed my ass off, too. My only regret is that it took about 9 years for me to hear about it.

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Paging Helen Keller!

No Comments 13 October 2008

One of the things that never ceases to amaze me when I am working out at the gym is noticing other people who try to shut the world out and wear their walkmen or I-Pods while working out.

 I understand how people have an individual need for having their own music. Hey, everybody has their own tastes, and whatever radio station is being played at the gym cannot please everybody.  What I cannot get over is how LOUD people play their music. When I am working out 10 to 15 feet away from somebody and I can hear the music that they are listening to when they have their head phones or ear buds in place, I just cringe. It’s not because I may not care for their taste in music (and in most cases, I really don’t like Hip-hop), but if I can hear the music, I just shudder to think about the damage these people are doing to their hearing.

To me, it seems counter-productive to try to get healthy by working out, but in the process frying out your hearing by having your music played that loud. All of that high volume music is assaulting the ear drum and auditory nerve. Imagine a big wave hitting a small lagoon, and you get the visual of just how bad this is for the long term ability to hear for these people.  Thanks to people mis-using these personal stereo systems, we are going to have a veritable platoon of my compatriots who are going to have significant hearing loss by the time they are in their 40’s and 50’s-and if you are going to live untill your 70’s or 80’s, that’s a long time to be hearing impaired…and THAT, is no Helen Keller joke.

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Photographs and Memories

No Comments 11 October 2008

Two nights ago, I stumbled onto a box of pictures. Most of them went back about 5-6 years ago, although there were quite a few from when Ian and Rachel were really young, Ian at about 5-7 years, and Rachel from 2-5 years of age.  It’s amazing how much the kids have changed. It is hard to believe that the goofy kid of 14 or 15 a few short years ago, is now a father.  The tow-headed little girl is now a senior in high school.  I have to say that as fun as they were as younger kids growing up, I am very happy and proud of the people that Ian and Rachel have become.

When I look at me in those pictures, I see a good news-bad news view of me. On the bright side, my hair was really dark without a speck of gray with a fuller hairline. The bad news was seeing me from 5-6 years ago when I weighed close to 250 pounds. It was not a pretty sight. As I look at myself now a week before I turn 48, I have to say that I don’t look anything like the guy in those pics from 5-6 years ago…and that’s a  good thing. I really did not appreciate just how fat and out of shape I was. Getting back into the Army Reserves was a good kick in the butt to start improving my fitness. Getting involved in rugby, changing my training approach and watching my portion control have all been a big help. I have to say that I feel a lot better than I did 5-6 years ago.

Who says that growing older sucks?

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Cold and Flu Season Economic Trends…

No Comments 08 October 2008

A couple of nights ago, I had done something that I had not done in about a year and half: I called in sick to work. In my household it all started with Andrea, then Duncan having a cough, runny nose, and in Andrea’s case, swollen tonsils. With me, it started as post nasal drip and got to the point where I was coughing and losing my voice. It’s pretty tough for concerned parents calling into my work for care advice when the phone triage nurse sounds like they are going to hack up a lung. The good news is that yesterday, I felt good enough to go lift weights. The bad news, is that my daughter Rachel is missing her second day of school by feeling under the weather.

At work, we have had an upsurge in calls with kids with croup(a viral infection of the upper airway) and vomiting, along with colds and coughs.

The poor economy here in the US seems to be making some interesting trends at work, that I have noticed as well. The most obvious difference is that our numbers of Spanish-speaking callers are WAY down. Last winter and spring, I averaged about 3-4 Spanish speaking callers per night shift. Now I am going weeks between Spanish language callers-and it’s not as if all of the sudden Mexican immigrants are wanting to dust off their English or stopped having kids. With the American economy going into the crapper, as well as increased attention from the Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) to Hispanic workers, word is that a lot of Mexicans are heading back south of the border. There is also more fear on their part that hospital staff might rat them out to INS.(For the record, hospital and medical staff are too busy to worry about just who is here legally, or not)

One thing is for sure: a year ago at this time, we were much, much busier at work. Another theory that a couple of us nurses have talked about is that with growing numbers of people getting laid off and losing their insurance, the clinics whom we service are getting fewer kids. It seems like a growing number of the calls we get are not through the clinic numbers whom we service, but through the Emergency Room phone numbers for Minneapolis and Saint Paul Children’s Emergency Rooms.

We found out last week that one of the clinics we service dropped us. My fear is that with the tightening economy, other clinics may follow suit and feel that an after hours phone triage service, although handy, might be too much of a luxury as clinics scramble to tighten their belts.

Losing jobs is not just happening at for-profit businesses. At Saint Paul Children’s Hospital and the Allina Health System in Minnesota, they are cutting jobs-including nursing jobs. Even in the midst of a nursing shortage, people in my profession are not immune from what is becoming a gloomy autumn in my part of the Midwest.

I know me and my night shift co-workers have all been waiting for the other shoe to drop on a major upsurge in influenza calls-that is not a question of not if, but when…but we are also wondering just how bad things are really going to get before they get better.  I’m a nurse, not an economist, but this cold and flu season has an extra element of fear and uncertainty that I have not seen in over 30 years, during the dog days of the Jimmy Carter presidency.

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Getting Out of Your Comfort Zone

No Comments 07 October 2008

Nobody likes change-well, except for maybe the Obama supporters out there.  I have known nurses who are really burnt out on a current job, stay with the job they dislike,  because they would rather be miserable in an area that they know, rather than roll the dice and try something a little different.

My initial experience in getting out of my comfort zone was doing my junior year abroad, when I left life at Wartburg College-and that included my girlfriend- to study in Montpellier, France. It’s been almost exactly 27 years since I found myself alone on the train platform in Montpellier. This was in the days before the internet, before facebook…I remember walking out of the train station and my suitcase handle ripped apart from the rest of the suitcase, leaving me to cradle the suitcase, while looking for a hotel to spend the first couple of nights.

Most other American colleges and universities who had programs in Montpellier had a liaision who would help these kids find housing and to get enrolled at “Le Fac”. I had paperwork with addresses of the university in Montpellier, and that was about it. It would be up to me to find housing, get enrolled, open up a bank account (this was 1981-there were NO ATM’s at that time) and to generally learn the ropes from the last week of September to early July, when I was due to go back home to Minnesota.

When you are a foreigner arriving in a country alone, I cannot even begin to tell you what a lonely, depressing feeling it is. I had been in Montpellier for about 4 days, and I was at La Place de la Comedie one day, when I heard voices call out: “Steve!”. It was my Wartburg classmates Frank and Kathy (the 4th member of our group, Kurt, we would see a couple of days later). At least now I was not all alone.

I still needed to find an apartment. I ended up moving into a ramshackle, furnished apartment at 5 Allee des Arts-even after 27 years, the dingy room with only a cold water shower available in the courtyard of the complex is still burned into my memory. Taking cold showers in the mornings when it was starting to get into the low 40’s and hi 30’s outside in the late part of October were a rude awakening, to say the least.  After a month, it was apparent that this was not going to be a suitable way to live once it got into late November and December.

As luck would have it, Frank found a very nice flat that was about a 15 minute walk from l’Universite` Paul Valery. He wanted to save some francs, and asked if I would be his roomate. I jumped at the chance. It had a small bathtub that you had to half-crouch in, but at least the water was warm, and the modern apartment was bright and open-a far cry from the third world shack that was my home for my first month in Montpellier.

One problem of being a foriegner in a foriegn land, is that you tend to gather with people who are just like you. I can tell you that it is a universal thing. It’s not just immigrants in the US, like Mexicans and Somalis who hang together. I found in Montpellier, that the Americans and other Anglephones, like the British tended to stay together as well. I wanted to meet other people who were NOT American. I found a small, evangalical church in Montpellier called Le Centre Biblique. It was to be a place where I met people from all over the world, and was introduced to friends, who introduced me to their friends. Once school started, I made friends in class. I enrolled at a gym to be able to lift weights, and through that I was able to make friends as well.

Over time, my French, which was already pretty good, got even better. My confidence improved to where I could more than hold my own in meeting people. I made French friends like Bernard Masse, and through him, his friend Jean-Paul Sirat. Through my involvement with the church, I met a British friend named Jonathan Rees. Through Jonathan, I met the Gaertner Family.  Through the Gym, I met Eric Brousset, who was to become a very good friend during my time in Montpellier. Eric came to see me a couple of times in the US in the early and mid 80’s, but I have lost track of him. Bernard, Jean-Paul, Jonathan and the Gaertners are dear friends with whom I still have regular contact.

As this was the days before the internet, I wrote frequently to Becky-sometimes two letters a day. Sometimes she sent me two letters a day. People back home were taking bets that I would meet some cute young lady(and we really did have some NICE looking young women in my classes) and would send her a ‘dear Becky letter.” Not having Becky in France was tough, but if she had been there, I would not have had the free time to have established the relationships and meet the people who I met. The year abroad ended up making our relationship even tighter, and I was able to expand my horizons and meet a lot of interesting and new people who I would not have met had I stayed in northeast Iowa.

When you study abroad, you experience kind of a culture shock initially. I was no different. It took awhile to get used to the red-tape, poor customer service and arbitrary rules in the French system. Over time, you adapt. By the end of my year abroad in France, I was depressed about going back to the States. I was in my comfort zone, I had great friends, classes that I liked. I was actually kind of down by the time my plane got back to Minneapolis. During that year, I had matured a lot. It exposed me to people and discussions that I never would have experienced had I stayed home. Oh yeah, I also got hooked on Rugby while in France. Who knew it would take me over 20 years to actually play the game.

There have been other times in my life where I decided to get out of my comfort zone: enlisting in the Air Force, making the decision to leave hospital nursing for phone triage nursing when I did not even know where the on and off switch was on a computer, hosting exchange students when my kids were young, and deciding to try to pick up the game of rugby in my mid-forties. All of these experiences have enriched my life in ways that are beyond words. I also think that for people who feel like they are in a rut, they might want to try something different, I think you need to remember the motto of the British Special Air Services (SAS):

                           ” Who dares wins!”

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Connect the Dots

1 Comment 06 October 2008

Today is Andrea’s 22nd birthday. As I was finishing my night shift tonight, I could not help but to think of the little decisions in my life-and connecting the dots that ended up leading this young woman from Eyota, Minnesota to fall in love with my son, and to be the mother of my grandson-and living in my house in New Hope.

Most people don’t pay a whole lot of mind to the advertising brochures from the myriad colleges and universities that end up on the walls in the counselors office. In my case, I noticed a brochure from an obscure college in north east Iowa called Wartburg College. I really wanted a school that had a good French Program, and a way to get a double major in French and Business. I also wanted to go to school out of state. After visiting the school with my dad, we decided that for what I wanted to do, Wartburg College seemed to be a good fit.

During my second year at Wartburg, I met a young red-headed woman from the South Side of Chicago at the first French Club meeting.  She took over the French Club meeting citing a bunch of things from Roberts Rules of Order. We ended up becoming friends-and then some. Over time, our common interest in French led us to get to know each other even more. After going out with her for about a month, I realized that this was the woman I wanted to marry.

While studying in Montpellier, France in the 1981-82 school year, I met the Gaertner Family. Having emigrated to France from their native South Africa, they were to become a huge influence in my life. They were kind enough to have me over for dinner from time to time, the introduced me to some friends of theirs from whom I was able to earn a few spare francs to keep me in beer and newspaper money. Their kindness and willingness to open their door to a foriegner was an example that I was to take to heart years down the road. In 1982, I asked Becky to marry me while I was visiting her in Paris.

Our marriage has blessed us both with our children, Ian and Rachel. When they were 7 and 3, respectively, we hosted Giorgio-our first AFS exchange student, from Naples, Italy. Giorgio was to be followed by Luis, Narek, Zauder, Tiphaine, Ornchuma, Akane, Phillipp, Diego, Benidikte, Paula, and Rodrigo. Hosting all of these exchange students had a profound impact on Ian. He ended up spending a year in Japan as an AFS student. It was an experience that was to change his life in ways that were un-forseen, as well.

While he was back home one winter, the folks at AFS asked Ian if he would be willing to do a departure briefing for American kids who were going to be studying abroad. While at the orientation,  Ian met a trim, pretty brunette named Andrea. Even though Ian had gone back to school at Rutgers University, and Andrea back to the University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire, they continued to correspond with each other.  Over the weeks and months, this friendship blossomed into something a whole lot more serious. This relationship produced a son, my grandson Duncan. As young parents who are both trying to finish their college degrees, it just made sense to have everybody under one roof. We may not have a student from a foreign country-and I am sure that Andrea must feel that she is in a foreign, if not strange land, all of the same, given the quirks that we have in this family.

Thirty years have passed since I saw that brochure at Cooper High School’s foreign language lab.  Who would have thought that this brouchure would end up introducing me to my wife, having kids, hosting exchange students, making friends overseas, having a woman from southern Minnesota live with us…and providing me with my first grandchild.

As Jerry Garcia would say, “what a long, strange trip it’s been.”

Happy Birthday, Andrea.

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A Bottomfeeder-and Loving It

No Comments 05 October 2008

Yesterday was just a glorious day for rugby: Sunshine, litte breeze, dry pitch, temperatures around 63-64 degrees farenhiet, autumn leaves turning bright colors on the myriad trees that surround out pitch at Columbia Park. My Friend Jacques brought along his daughter’s Jocelyn and Annelize. I brought along Jean , an exchange student from Perpignan, France. He’s an AFS student going to the same high school where Rodrigo went to last school. Back home in France, Jean is a flanker (usually a number 6). He was really happy to see some rugby, and he and I were touch judges in the Metropolis Killer B-St. Cloud match.

The Metropolis A side could not make use of the man advantage they enjoyed for the entire second half, after one of the Palmer players got red-carded for some very unsportsmanlike shots he inflicted on Chris, our English fullback. Metropolis scored the first and last tries in the match, but Palmer ran in 44 points between those converted tries.

The Killer B’s led most of the way in the Division III match against the St. Cloud Bottomfeeders. Sloppy ball handling deep in our own end led to 3 easy tries for the guests from Central Minnesota, who ended up prevailing a rather chippy, edgy match 24-20.

Initially the hope was to do a third half of b squaders and old boys so that everybody could get a run in. As it turned out, Palmer brought enough players for a full B side, St Cloud had a bunch of players who did not get to play against Metropolis, so a few of us Metropolis Old Boys and B siders  “whored” ourselves out and joined forces with the St. Cloud Bottom Feeders against the Chiropractic students from Palmer College from Iowa.  They were a good bunch of guys, and I had a good time playing.

One of the aspects of rugby that  I really like is that if a team is short a player, they are always welcoming to a spare body ready to kit up and have a go. I played the first half as a loose-head prop. I was happy to more than hold my own with the opposing tight head, who must have been expecting an easier time against a grey-beard like me.  We did just fine in the scrums, and scored a nice pushover try towards the end of the first half. Unfortunately, that was one of the few bright spots for us-Palmer was just rampant-several of their players were not just fast, but really, really hard to bring down. They won going away, 44-12. This match was played in a good spirt of sportsmanship. I was glad to have been able to play a half-and even happier that my knee held up OK.

Aside from a little back stiffness today, I feel pretty good. I initially was going to go to our sponsoring bar, Legends, in North East Minneapolis for the post game social, but I wanted to have dinner with my wife and son Ian-who was finding out about life as a single dad this weekend with his mom out of town visiting friends in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. After dinner, Ian needed to work on some homework, so I watched my grandson Duncan. After a little while, I decided against going to Legends. To be honest, it can get so noisy, I have a hard time hearing conversation. So after Ian was done with his homework, I went and got some beer, and Ian, Duncan and I just enjoyed some time watching baseball on TV and talking about things. All in all, not a bad way to finish what had been a fantastic autumn day in the Twin Cities area.

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Who Gets the Rugby World Cups in 2015 and 2019?

No Comments 04 October 2008

There is a big challenge for the IRB-The International Rugby Board in the next nine and a half months: They must not just choose one, but two countries who will host the Rugby World Cups in 2015 and 2019.  There are no shortage of bids: England, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Scotland, South Africa and Wales have bids in for 2015. Australia, Ireland, Italy, Jamaica(?), Japan, Russia, Scotland, South Africa and Wales for 2019.

The IRB needs to find ways to develop the game beyond the usual countries like the Six Nations countries and the Tri Nations group.

I think Japan’s bid intrigues me a great deal. From a rugby standpoint, they have improved a lot over the last several years. They are bringing in a lot of foriegn coaches, particularly from New Zealand to develop the game in the Land of the Rising Sun. It’s a country that has the infastructure and the stadiums to host. They also have the potential for a lot of corporate support. I would like to see the Japanese given a shot at hosting in 2015.

For the 2019 edition, I do think that going with either Scotland or Ireland would be a good choice-I don’t think the IRB would go wrong either way. Neither country has hosted a Rugby World Cup Final-preliminary rounds, yes, but neve a final. It will be interesting to see how things play out in the next nine and a half months.

It’s a fine line that the IRB must walk, between developing the game and catering to traditional rugby fans. It also must ask how will grass roots support be for local fans to buy match tickets, to say nothing of how will it be for tourists to come-that was a big advantage that France had last year in hosting the 2007 IRB World Cup-it was close for the fans from the home nations, but had the infrastructure for fans to be able to come from overseas to see matches.  It’s a safe bet potential host countries are doing their homework to see what France did well, and what the Kiwis will do when they host the even in 2011. Time will tell…

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Takin’ a Wee Stroll With Duncan

No Comments 03 October 2008

When I got up today, I had to drive over to Hopkins where my daughter goes to her high school for parent-teacher conferences. Rachel’s teachers had nothing but good things to say and she is doing quite well-not that I had any doubt, but it’s always nice to hear good things about your kids.

Initially, I was going to go lift weights today, but it was just a GLORIOUS fall day here in the Twin Cities area. Sunshine, blue skies, temps in the low 60’s…going inside to walk just seemed criminal on a day like today. I took the dogs for a quick walk around the high school complex across the street from my house. When I got home, my grandson Duncan was done feeding, and as his mom Andrea is fighting a sore throat and was pretty beat, it seemed like a good opportunity to throw Duncan in the Bjorn (baby carrier/papoose pack) and go for a walk. Now that he is 3 and a half months, he must weigh at least 14 pounds now, so when you are going for a power walk, that is not a bad little bit of resistance to increase the intensity of the walk. Between Duncan and my healing knee, I could not cruise quite as fast, it took about 50 minutes on a route that normally takes 45 minutes. Still…it was fun, and Duncan is really calm and enjoys the walks.

My Metropolis Rugby club is doing a fundraiser at Grumpy’s Bar in Northeast Minneapolis. Beer and Bratwursts-a very midwest/German/fall kind of way for the club to earn a few bucks for their trip to England and Ireland in March-tradition dictates that we bring along a lot Metropolis clothing and things, and that is not cheap-when the Old Laurentians from Rugby, England came last year, they had all kinds of cool stuff for us… I would so love to go on this trip, but that kind of expenditure is just is not going to fit the family budget at this time. Anyway, it’s a good excuse to see the guys and then head to work for my night shift.

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One More Reason to Hate AJ…

No Comments 01 October 2008

      It’s been awhile since the last time my favorite team, the Minnesota Twins have won a World Series. The last one was in 1991. Interestingly enough, the two years that the Twins won baseball’s Holy Grail, 1987 and 1991, were also years that my two kids, Ian and Rachel were born.  Even though I am a Twins fan, it has not been enough to get my vasectomy reversed in an attempt to add to my family and the Twins’ trophy case.
     Going into this 2008 season, it was not looking too promising that the Twins would even be competitive-I thought they were a candidate to lose 90 games. They lost their multi-talented Gold Glove Center Fielder, Torii Hunter to free agency-he signed with the Anaheim Angels. (I refuse to call them that bullshit name “The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim”)   To add insult to injury, they were forced into trading their stud starting pitcher, former Cy Young winner Johann Santana to the New York Mets for some young prospects.  It did not look very promising with a young starting pitching staff, untried talent at third base, second base and centerfield.
     An amazing thing happened. Twins Manager Ron Gardnehire may have pulled off his best job of managing yet with the Twins. Carlos Gomez, Denard Span brought speed and excitement to the outfield and basepaths. Alexi Casilla became a very good number two hitter and a very reliable glove at second base. The young kids like Perkins, Blackburn and Baker showed flashes of briliance as starting pitchers. Not only were the Twins competitive, but they actually had a shot at winning the American League Central Division after a very emotional three game sweep of the arch-rival  Chicago White Sox.
     162 games were not enough to seperate the two rivals. A one game playoff to decide the Central Division champtionship was played last night in Chicago, at US Cellular Field. John Danks, the White Sox pitcher, threw the game of his young career, handcuffing the Twins almost all night and shutting the Twins out, 1-0-while allowing only two hits. A tight game came down to a key play, and not suprisingly, it involved former Twins catcher-and the White Sox player that Twins fans LOVE to hate- A.J Pierzynski. In the 5th inning, oft-injured Michael Cuddyer stroked a double into left field. He advanced to third. On a medium fly ball to centefielder Ken Griffey, Jr. the Twins third base coach sent the slow-footed Cuddyer. The 38 year old Griffey made an accurate, two hop throw to home where Pierzynski made a nice dig of the ball out of the dirt, and was drilled by the oncoming Cuddyer in an attemt to knock the ball loose…it failed. A.J held the ball aloft for black-clad throng in Chicago to see that he had held onto the ball. The Twins only chance to score fell by the wayside…then Danks and Bobby Jenks shut the Twins down the rest of the way-including American League batting champ Joe Mauer and former A.L MVP Justin Morneau.
     It was a disappointing end to what had been a plucky season by Ron Gardenhire’s men.  The Twins have a good base for 2009, what will be their last year at the Metrodome, maybe the worst baseball stadium in the Major Leagues, along with Tropicana Field in Tampa. The Twins have a big need for a third baseman with some pop to his bat and some middle relief. Still…there is a pretty good nucleus of a team for 2009.
     Wait until next year.              

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